GOD HATES FANGERS!!
I’ve never done a beauty/make-up post before. Sometimes I post girls wearing cool lipstick colors but thats about it- never do I presume myself to be some sort of beauty expert. I like hair and lips and eyes as much as the next person, but don’t have too many tricks for their enhancement in my repertoire. Im good at colors but not good at spending 40$ for a hot new eyeliner or palette.
but I decided I needed some new lipstick now that summer is over and I live in a city. and I decided ….well fuck it. Might as well fall victim to the packaging and gimmickry. After all, make up is where advertising is done best. or sexiest. (same difference.)
Now you’re going to laugh at me.
I BOUGHT ALL VAMPIRE THEMED MAKEUP.
Yes I did.
cheek stain worn in this picture is called “GLAMOUR ME” (a la true blood) (in this picture I am being glamour-ed by Eric Northman in case you couldn’t guess.)
and the lipstick is called “UNDERWORLD” (a la underworld the movie.)
(underworld written on the bottom of the lipstick which is “Illamasqua” brand)
(you can’t really tell from the pictures, but this GLAMOUR ME shit sparkles and shimmerz and is oh so pretty and smells like cherries.) I like the idea that ‘glamouring” makes the victim blush. I really do.
this lipstick color is called “TRUE DEATH” (a la true blood)
and finally… I bought a blue metallic mascara called “VOLTURI” (twilight) but i decided not to to test it this AM because it never comes off.
here is a pic from the web:
here concludes my first and last beauty post. I am a narcissist. etc.
I love Seattle and everything is going well for me, but I still dont know too many people here (until Sam and Sarah come) so the internet is my friend. This blog is my best best friend until I get better settled.
THE HOTNESS AND THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME: for your viewing pleasure, VAMPIRE PORN
you can draw three definitive conclusions from this sensationalized mania:
1. generation y likes fetish, masochism and threesomes and has an oral fixation
3. sex can sell dental floss
alexander skarsgard is naked submerged in an obsolete amount of sudsy bath water.
think about it.