lets get down to biznesss I don’t got no time to play around, what is this

by heytherewildflower

see Im going to show up at work looking like the skeezball who takes your 16 year old daughter to the prom. Calvin Klein blazer i found for 20$ in this granny consignment store today. One thing that could make this better is white gloves. Sadly I am not in possession of such magic. Only my recent snapped up acquisitions and a carryon suitcase full of clothes worn to pieces in the last 3 weeks. Next step is to SNAP UP some white patent cowboy boots or something and this outfit would be, AS RACHEL ZOE SAYS, BEYOOOOOND

burnt purple Escada blazer i found for something like 35$ at the same grandma consignment store. Also, the whole DESIGNER T-SHIRT business might actually have a point. this thing im wearing here is Helmut Lang and it feels like a well draped cloud. cost more than either of the blazers even though it was on sale. also at a granny consignment.

granny consignment store 1 called RAGAMOFFYN

granny consignment store 2 called CHAMPAGNE TASTE

life is good bro

the grannyz have their shit dialed.

NOW WITH THE HELP OF GRANNIES EVERYWHERE, AND VAMPIRE INSPIRED COSMETIC LINES, I am ready to take on the world. nAY the unnnnni-verse

(one verse at a time!)

(looking like I let jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber dress me) (which could only yield spectacular results if you ask me.)

ahahahaaaaa! ok.

p.s. in solidarity with the east coast, im drinking lots of water tonight and staying in