OK I HAVE TO
i stumbled upon an article called “bizarre and bewildering penis accessories” so of course i made sure to check it out. this image came up second to last in the gallery. and by the time it rolled around i was nice and warmed up for laughing my ass off uncontrollably in spasms on the floor choking on my own giggle spit.
AND FUCK IT, while we’re at it, i found a complimentary STRANGE TIT ACCESSORIES article, and this is the highlight:
yeah maybe i need to grow up…
OR MAYBE I JUST NEED TO INVEST IN THESE BABIEEEEEZ
pasties for the literary minded. book tassels reinvented.