OK I HAVE TO

by heytherewildflower

i stumbled upon an article called “bizarre and bewildering penis accessories” so of course i made sure to check it out. this image came up second to last in the gallery. and by the time it rolled around i was nice and warmed up for laughing my ass off uncontrollably in spasms on the floor choking on my own giggle spit.

for real.

AND FUCK IT, while we’re at it, i found a complimentary STRANGE TIT ACCESSORIES article, and this is the highlight:

yeah maybe i need to grow up…

OR MAYBE I JUST NEED TO INVEST IN THESE BABIEEEEEZ

pasties for the literary minded. book tassels reinvented.